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Just got back from a 7 night vacation in Punta Cana in the Dominican Republic.

The 5th cheek?

Sunrise in Punta Cana, Dominican Republic
Love James Bond? Here is every James Bond Movie Trailer. My oh my, how the times changed.
Will it blend?
How to deal with a bank robber!
Good Lord: President Bush tries to give the German Chancellor a neck Rub!
Collect Call from Darth Vader (very funny)
Bobby Knight's Golfing Show (nice mouth Bobby)
DEA Agent Shoots Himself in foot while speaking to grade schoolers
Titanic II Movie Trailer Here (funny stuff--great editing)
The Feel Good Movie of the Year...Damn funny! (right click and save)
A drunken Texan man tried unsuccessfully to approach METALLICA drummer Lars Ulrich at a Houston bar while allegedly exposing himself in a failed attempt to "urinate" on Ulrich. the man in question — a visibly wasted local rocker by the name of Bill Fool (whose bands include BICKLEY and the DOWN 'N' DIRTIES) — noticed Ulrich sitting in a corner of the Jet Lounge in Houston. According to witnesses, after some recon work, Bill found someone with a camera, walked over to the rock star's table and exposed himself but "when whoever it was that tossed Bill saw him walking close to Lars with his dick out, Bill was instantly out the door." Pic Here
Very Funny Bit From Comedy Central and Adam Corrola involving a dead deer
Don't Play Quarters with this guy!
WARNING: VERY DIRTY My interview with Lisa Lampanelli - Vulgar language and some racial comments. If you are easily offended, don't listen!!
Tom Cruise Kills Oprah! (right click and save to your computer)
Very Well Done Star Wars III Parody Movie (11megs--WARNING: slightly dirty )
Download the incredibly funny Voice Mail /w the 4 old ladies beating up a guy!
Does this weatherman have some mental problems? (racy language at end)
Get Rid of Pop Ups and Spyware using AD-AWARE and Spybot S & D. Both FREE!! (use them both)
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Slipgear Gem Quest Walkthrough for Everquest. I made this myself. it's 100% virus free and a safe download.